First quote of the day, (technically not a quote)

[at the library]

Me: [in my mind] let's see what books they have today.
Me: [notices a dirty filthy guy sleeping on the chair]
Me: I'll just find a book and get the hell out.
Me: [in my mind] what the hell is that piss smell?!
Me: Aw fuck, it's a hobo, and he's blocking an entire row of books.

That guy blocked a whole section of book, smelled horrible.
I was not going to tell him to move, fighting a black guy is bad, but fighting a dirty black guy is worse.