Garfield

Garfield is cool, he's like me. He likes lasagna, I like lasagna, Garfield is lazy, I'M LAZY, Garfield is yellow/orange.. well I kind of fall between yorange, lool. Garfield likes to pick on dogs.. OH GOD, according to the chinese zodiac .. I'm a dog... or a puppy, that could be possible. Since puppies mature into dogs and me, I haven't fully matured yet (referring to chest hair) if I will ever get any. I would tell kids to read Garfield instead of the other crap they read these days and tell them how much I love Garfield the Cat, but they'd just tell me "if you like it so much, why don't you marry it?!"