Monday, July 28, 2008

Golden Rules of IM Part 2

Anyone remember that time I did my Golden rules part 1, Well, unfortunately, I've experienced plenty of rule breaker. So I go, "Hey what the hell", why not refresh everyones mind on what the fuck happens in AIM. What happens in AIM, stays in AIM.It's a bit confusing if you dont read part 1, Part 1 i believe was in the May section. Well, here it goes. For all you fucking readers out there. Because, I care about your AIM experience, not that AOL does, I mean seeing how they have a horrible customer service line. Sweet mother of..
#12 Thou shall press enter. Ok, since AIM decided to implement, " " is typing, We get those faggots that forget to press enter. "Bastard is typing" "Bastard has entered text" "Bitch1353 obviously forgot he was talking to you" "Bastard forgot to send any fucking text, wtf ?" Once that "person is typing" apparently,you have to shut up and wait for them to finish, or else we'd just be fucking rude.
#13 Change your colors, for my retina's sake, Man, why do people get funkier colors every time. With a yellow background and orange font ? Are you trying to give me an effing seizure over here ? Can you change your colors so I can read without highlighting ? (you may have wondered why I chose purple for this.
#14 Boxes of Doom, Now, dont effing lie. I know everyone does this.I just spent the time to teach you how to do "brain surgery" and you closed my window a second after you read it, and then go "wait could you retype that" Dont you know your code of honor ? AIM noticed idiots doing that, so thats why AIM 6.0+ still had your old conversations once you closed it and opened it again. But still, Its idiotic and stupid.
#15 Privilege not pwnage. I know alot of lower IQ people do this, but, for my speaker's sake. PLEASE, DONT SIGN ON OFF AND ON. Just cause AIM wanted to give us the privilege of invisibility to stop that annoying idiotic jackass in science class to stop asking you number 12 of the periodic table doesnt mean you have to abuse it. Some people like to keep their speakers loud and when your using invisibility to piss another person off, your pissing everyone online.
#16 Your not Shaq. Please, why do you bother to quote yourself in your profile ? Quoting yourself makes you look like the stupidest jackass in the world wide server of AIM. How about you quote someone better like I dont know ? Maybe Shaq ? Even he has better things that he does with his mouth rather than you quoting yourself.
#17We're not jealous ,Wow, if you're hideous and you got yourself a hideous lover. Then spare me the away messages of .. "Having some fun time with you knoww whooo" I mean, are you trying to ruin your reputation even further, or make me jealous im single. Besides, I tend to lose my appetite after you saying that with that digusting girl your dating.
#18 Newsstory? Dont send me a little article to read and ask fo rmy opinion 3 seconds later.
#19 LOSE THE WALLPAPER, - People tend to have very annoying, AIM wallpapers, next to your IM window. please drop it. I cant handle penguins running around flopping and cute little monkeys. Its just so.. NONVIOLENT.
#20 It wouldnt Hurt, Well, even though i type like, 2 words then press enter, its very irritating when people do that. You know how fucking irritating ? Its like, h- enter, then e, enter, then y, enter. Thats 3 enters just to say Hey. You do know your wasting e-space by doing that ? your also wasting your strength all because you couldnt type. E-Y because you were too busy doing something else, you dipwad.


THAT CONCLUDES MY EXPERIMENTS !! yah, I shall add more, and edit this blog sooner. Im lazy right now.

note to self : earth quake today happened at about 11:35. Felt like someone was moving the table, but it turned out to be an earthquake.. We evacuated and we were outside doodling, adn calling parents. Yes. Im fine. Otherwise i wouldnt have made this post.






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