1. Anywho, in your AIM profile, please leave that nonsense, with your girlfriend or boyfriend out of it, One "I Love You" , or one date, or a sentence is fine, but for the sake of my eyes, please dont insert 1000 god damn "I love you's" to the point where you reach the maximum profile capacity, and those "Muah's" please stop it, I cannot bear it.
2. Please LOL responsibly : Only 1% of this cruel AIM community actually, LOL. And when something's REAL funny, they go a step up from LOL, and go to the next level of laughter, LMAO, and then LMFAO, and then the LMFAOAIDJAIJAIWDJADJWOADJI. Sure it'd be pretty gosh darned awful if they didnt say anything, and just didnt say anything. And sure, it does make you feel better. But when they LOL, they pretty much people "Uh, I lost interest in this topic, lets talk about me now." But the ROFLMAO for a joke thats not considered a joke, I'd ROFLMAO at you when you break your neck your neck and get your ass chopped off by ROFLMAOing. GG.
3. Pointless Conversations : Everyone does it, they IM just to say Hi. Well if you say something after they Hi. But god dammit, some people say Hi, and remain silent until you sign off. What the fuck was the point of IMing then ? Besides, would you do that if you werent behind hundreds and thousands and miles of electrical wiring and behind a screen.
4. Not always : This one is liveable, but still, if you hardly know someone and you IM them every time they sign off, without a second's time for them to load their buddy list, Hell you'd be pissing some people off. It's different if its your girlfriend/boyfriend/co-worker/secret lover/best friend. But, still. and dont do it and pull off a Rule 3.
2. Please LOL responsibly : Only 1% of this cruel AIM community actually, LOL. And when something's REAL funny, they go a step up from LOL, and go to the next level of laughter, LMAO, and then LMFAO, and then the LMFAOAIDJAIJAIWDJADJWOADJI. Sure it'd be pretty gosh darned awful if they didnt say anything, and just didnt say anything. And sure, it does make you feel better. But when they LOL, they pretty much people "Uh, I lost interest in this topic, lets talk about me now." But the ROFLMAO for a joke thats not considered a joke, I'd ROFLMAO at you when you break your neck your neck and get your ass chopped off by ROFLMAOing. GG.
3. Pointless Conversations : Everyone does it, they IM just to say Hi. Well if you say something after they Hi. But god dammit, some people say Hi, and remain silent until you sign off. What the fuck was the point of IMing then ? Besides, would you do that if you werent behind hundreds and thousands and miles of electrical wiring and behind a screen.
4. Not always : This one is liveable, but still, if you hardly know someone and you IM them every time they sign off, without a second's time for them to load their buddy list, Hell you'd be pissing some people off. It's different if its your girlfriend/boyfriend/co-worker/secret lover/best friend. But, still. and dont do it and pull off a Rule 3.
5. Dont be so DULL : Please, stop using some guessy away messages like "NOT HERE", "Away" or the most dreaded away message of them all, "IM AWAY FROM MY COMPUTER RIGHT NOW". If you had to shit, fine, we care about you, its how we made it to your buddy list. Dont you get disappointed when you see that ?
6. Overloading : Yeah, we know, Dont send me 5000 damned messages in a row, it sounds like a cyber war, and the AOL dial up connection sound *EEERRR* *BEEEPP* * you are now connected to AOL* *You have been disconnected*. and especially if your messages are so short like, "But", "He", "Did", Yeah i do that too, but it's a habit and I could be saving your ass from getting your ass whooped. Why am I still here alive and well ? the world may never know,
7. Annoyance : If you send someone a link, oh please stop bothering them going "HAVE YOU HEARD IT YET" when their ONLY DOING 3 ESSAYS. And when they're still working on it the next day, you're still going "HEY HAVE YOU HEARD THE SONG I SENT YOU YET ? HUHUHUH" by pulling a Rule #6 as well. We spit on you people. >:\
8. Stop Sign : Yes, Blocking is cruel, and use as last resort. Dont block someone when they're BARELY getting on your nerves, i mean you still get to cuss them out, wheres the fun in just blocking them. And besides, give people a chance, Another way would be just to ignore them and dont say anything, until they pull off a "rule #6", and going "AH, YOU DERE ?" 5000 times, then you get the honor of cussing them out, and if they still dont shut the fuck up, Block.
9. Dont be a drag : 1 simple bye is needed to end a convo, you'll make it seem like the Iraq war, instead of going "Bye" and then asking about 1,000 more damned questions. just end it when you really got to end it. And the most famed girlfriend and boyfriend thing. "No you hang up," *giggle* "NO YOU HANG UP". please stop it, just think of the million of megabytes saved.
10. Dont be a conceited pie : Dont describe your looks such as "Hotflamingdude" or, "Sexygal45" when you look like Saddam Hussein when he hasnt shaved. Please, think of the children.
11. No use : If you could spare me the emo poems of a thousand words, that'd be helpful. A clever line or two is fine, but writing your whole fucking life in your profile is too much. Make it simple, Do we still have 100 pounded cell phones nowadays ? No, I dont think so.
12. Yeah Yeah : Must you end everything with a "yeah". say it 10 minutes later when you're gonna start a new convo,but yeah, alot is just intimidating. it basically means " I lost interest in this conversation (Blank) seconds before I said yeah.
13: Be Original : For the sake of remembering your screen name, Please no more than 2 numbers in your name, And still, dont put your birthday in your AIM screenname, By then when your having an arguement with a stranger online, and he's 25, and you got the say "94 " at the end of your screen name, they'd probably guess you're just a whiny cranky teen looking for trouble.
14 : Finding the Right Words my favorite, Dont Brb, and drive off to mexico, buy 3 cheeseburgers and share them with your homies and come back. If you're going to take a while atleast say BE BACK LATER, BRB has a time limit of 10 minutes averagely, and BBL, is about well who knows, its infinite.
15: Mood shifts :You can tell someones mood rihgt away when you say "Hi " to them, if they respond with a "HEY HEY MAN WHATS UP" then hey, look forward for a nice convo, If they respond with a "hey" they're alright, but not the best, you could wondering whats up. If you say hi, and they respond going "go fuck your self" Better back off and wait 10 minutes, or actually, dont even talk to them, Run off to canada for that free healthcare and come back and see if things are better.
16: no quizzes please : Dont put quizes in your info, whats it a race to ? who's the biggest stalker ?
17: do the right thing : Hell, if you disconnect, its your duty to restart the convo, And if they respond going "kicked off" well you either got a goodfriend/stalker, or a person obsessed with you, GG. Its some invisible rule.
18 : Do the right thing pt 1l : If someone sends you one of those IM's that say you must IM 10 other people, in order to save a child dying of leukemia in Indonesia, drive to his house and beat him to death with his own keyboard. Then, take a deep breath, treat yourself to a nice milkshake, and maybe send some rice to that kid, instead of pissing people off.
Anyways, you should learn, these are some things to keep in mind, And yes you'll feel like a new person after reading these rules, ( its a side effect )
7. Annoyance : If you send someone a link, oh please stop bothering them going "HAVE YOU HEARD IT YET" when their ONLY DOING 3 ESSAYS. And when they're still working on it the next day, you're still going "HEY HAVE YOU HEARD THE SONG I SENT YOU YET ? HUHUHUH" by pulling a Rule #6 as well. We spit on you people. >:\
8. Stop Sign : Yes, Blocking is cruel, and use as last resort. Dont block someone when they're BARELY getting on your nerves, i mean you still get to cuss them out, wheres the fun in just blocking them. And besides, give people a chance, Another way would be just to ignore them and dont say anything, until they pull off a "rule #6", and going "AH, YOU DERE ?" 5000 times, then you get the honor of cussing them out, and if they still dont shut the fuck up, Block.
9. Dont be a drag : 1 simple bye is needed to end a convo, you'll make it seem like the Iraq war, instead of going "Bye" and then asking about 1,000 more damned questions. just end it when you really got to end it. And the most famed girlfriend and boyfriend thing. "No you hang up," *giggle* "NO YOU HANG UP". please stop it, just think of the million of megabytes saved.
10. Dont be a conceited pie : Dont describe your looks such as "Hotflamingdude" or, "Sexygal45" when you look like Saddam Hussein when he hasnt shaved. Please, think of the children.
11. No use : If you could spare me the emo poems of a thousand words, that'd be helpful. A clever line or two is fine, but writing your whole fucking life in your profile is too much. Make it simple, Do we still have 100 pounded cell phones nowadays ? No, I dont think so.
12. Yeah Yeah : Must you end everything with a "yeah". say it 10 minutes later when you're gonna start a new convo,but yeah, alot is just intimidating. it basically means " I lost interest in this conversation (Blank) seconds before I said yeah.
13: Be Original : For the sake of remembering your screen name, Please no more than 2 numbers in your name, And still, dont put your birthday in your AIM screenname, By then when your having an arguement with a stranger online, and he's 25, and you got the say "94 " at the end of your screen name, they'd probably guess you're just a whiny cranky teen looking for trouble.
14 : Finding the Right Words my favorite, Dont Brb, and drive off to mexico, buy 3 cheeseburgers and share them with your homies and come back. If you're going to take a while atleast say BE BACK LATER, BRB has a time limit of 10 minutes averagely, and BBL, is about well who knows, its infinite.
15: Mood shifts :You can tell someones mood rihgt away when you say "Hi " to them, if they respond with a "HEY HEY MAN WHATS UP" then hey, look forward for a nice convo, If they respond with a "hey" they're alright, but not the best, you could wondering whats up. If you say hi, and they respond going "go fuck your self" Better back off and wait 10 minutes, or actually, dont even talk to them, Run off to canada for that free healthcare and come back and see if things are better.
16: no quizzes please : Dont put quizes in your info, whats it a race to ? who's the biggest stalker ?
17: do the right thing : Hell, if you disconnect, its your duty to restart the convo, And if they respond going "kicked off" well you either got a goodfriend/stalker, or a person obsessed with you, GG. Its some invisible rule.
18 : Do the right thing pt 1l : If someone sends you one of those IM's that say you must IM 10 other people, in order to save a child dying of leukemia in Indonesia, drive to his house and beat him to death with his own keyboard. Then, take a deep breath, treat yourself to a nice milkshake, and maybe send some rice to that kid, instead of pissing people off.
Anyways, you should learn, these are some things to keep in mind, And yes you'll feel like a new person after reading these rules, ( its a side effect )
1 comment:
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT'S WHY IT TOOK YOU SO LONG
ROFL! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
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