In Pho` We Trust

Im excited to tell you about my adventures today. Maybe this post will be even as interesting as my adventure. Now, raise your hand if you've ate the Vietnamese "Pho"nomenon, (Pun Intended) yup, Raise your hand high if you've ate Pho. Now, Pho, is one of the best asian foods out there. Cannot be simply described. Well actually you can. Its in this delicious soup usually brownish, *Note i said usually, i'll explain a few paragraphs further* in white noodles, which is so soft and yummy its like eating sand. (Well thats not yummy) and mostly preferably eaten with chopsticks, Unless you're a noob american, they attempt using a SPOON for noodles HAHA, Hilarious. And usually Pho` is topped with beef slices, cut thin. Sounds yummy. Now Pho goes way back. Possibly millions or thousands of years ago. It's simply made from stewing beef bones, for like er hours. TRUST ME, MANY HOURS.
And yup. pho is not only a great dish, but great deoderant. On visiting my aunt's house her dog kept sniffing and scratching me for smelling like Pho. (Well dogs do like meat...) But please, What i mean is it smells good, Not cook a tub to bath yourself in.
Now, Pho may be good, but resturants like to be fags. Ok, Say your eating Pho at your local restaruant, take a look at the soup, I guarentee you the water wasnt clean. It was faucet water. Doesnt sound that bad ? Faucet water comes from toilets, Water from pee, diareah (Oh god) cleaned out and purified to the max. and that Cup of Iced Water you ordered ? Faucet water too. The Ice in there ? FROM FAUCET WATER TOO. But im pretty sure the reason is cause they wouldnt spend all their money on clean drinking water, so they use faucet water, the only exception is probably new resturants that use drinking water (maybe for like 1 month) cause they want to impress everyone.
Now once more, Once i went to eat at a Pho restaruant (Pho Pasteur) and my soup was green, But i had no onions or anything. It's suppose to be brown. But it was green ! we asked the restaruant guy, and he said it was the lights. So i went on the Mystery Machine and started looking around, but i found nothing. But the point is, they could have slipped Piss in that soup for all i know. See how restaruants lie cheat and steal.

In other news, Im clearly addicted to Soymilk, Very !



Im not fucking kidding you, this is a real restaurant, Silly isnt it ? :D