I dont know why, but as of right now, i just ate a granola bar, in the bathroom, while taking a dump. Okay, the truth is i was trying to set a record, by pooping, wiping my butt, with a peanut butter and chocolate chip granola bar in my mouth. Thats pretty nasty right ? Thought so. So anyways, to change the subject of the case of the restroom, i'll turn to the school day. Oh Did i forget to mention Ken brought donuts but ONLY GAVE ME TWO DONUTS BALLS. He wouldn't even let me get more. That wenier face. So he didnt give me the donut, but you know how donuts have those "Wax Papers" that you put the donuts in. I took that wax paper smudged with chocolate, crumpled it, threw it at Jonathan, he ducked, it hit Annie. There was only 2 words on my mind.. "Oh Shit..", and jonathan was like -points at kevin- HE DID IT, and ohhh boy. She grabbed me by the backpack, punched me in the balls twice, and 3 slaps to the forehead, Props kevin.. Props.. Those were some nasty blows I tells ya. On to First Period !; Mr. Taylor got mad cause i didnt do ANYTHING, he said "Another day wasted Kevin" I merely came up with the lame excuse, "I didnt know what color paint to use", eh, sarah was also being wack, She said, Hippies are hypocrites, they tell you polluting the earth is bad, and yet there smoking marijauna. Hippies Away ! Heh, The power of hippies over power regular people !, okay hippie away to second period ! Mr.Sanchez alert, a counciler came and told us about what we would want to decide as a career, we sure got some funny responses. Well not really. When i grow up, i wanna be a triangle, uh i mean engineerer-er and computer tech guy,WHOOOO. Overall, 2nd period was usual, and like always, boring. Nutrition !; I dont know, Regular Regular Regular, I mean all you could do is talk. Oh wait now i remember, i remmeber it like it was today, Ken had the last donut, it was either me or carlos, our hands were itching to get that donut.. and i just grabbed it. He asked for some, i gave him some, and then he or I i forgot, dropped it (Oh Shit) and then he started cussing, and wanted more, and you know waht i did, I spit the donut in his face, and well basically i got chased and socked after that, IT WAS WORTH IT CARLOS (not really). Alrighty movin` on ! 3rd Period, okay jona jacked my backpack (briefly). Thats all there is to it. And we had to do silly drawings of alcohol thingies, which wasnt so fun. 4th period, We read, probably the most exciting part of the outsiders, i mean Totally, Johnny's dead, Dally's Dead. Crazy violence. 5th period, running day, me and binh were basically skipping and hopping instead of running, at one point i slapped him in the back, it was all sick loud, lol and it echoed. 6th period's warm up test was hard, i mean seriously, i didn't remember shit, maybe a little bit, but the classwork was easy, luckily.
That ends my day.
I tried to eat granola bars, brush my teeth, drink milk, and use the computer at the same time.
Didnt work out so well :/ Basically it was nasty cause the toothbrush became all smelly and had a peanut butter scent. I wont explain any further about what happened to save your precious brain.
Quote Time !
Alfredo : Do cows have rabies ?
Lexius : Why its possible
Alfredo: What are rabies then ?
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