Monday, March 31, 2008

YoYoYo MaH HoE DoG!

so anyways this is KEVIN DANG
bringing the awesome from my mother's vagina.
birth is the destroyer of all vagina's.
okay so today was fucking gayyyy
just like the rest of last week.
so today in the morning, i went upstairs
since i do not bother to go to the cafeteria anymore since it's boring there :P
and then 1st period pe.
today we practiced stringing bows! :DDD
it was cool.. and uh... i'm good at it ;]
let's stick with that..
so anyways... in 2nd peirod,
we watched more of that slave movie
and SOLOMON SO BECAME NOT MY HERO WEHN HE KISSED JENNY!
she was ewww anyways.. LOL jkk
uhhh [[he was never my hero anyways]]
or at least that's what jenicka said
then was homeroom,
uhh mr. taylor's first name is bryan
did you konw that?!
i bet you didnt..
okay so nutrition
i was with annie cindy and arnold and tiffany i believe
and we were eating corn nuts!
tehn i joined jenikca armando julie and karen i believe
then was 3rd period
WE DID SCIENTIFIC THINGS.. AND SUCH
i think we had to turn in what we were gonna do for the science fair
since we're an honors class, it's mandatory :P
tdammiittt
so then was 4th period
in ms chan, uhh we did something about the star of david..
i believe..
then it was lunch!
i ... went OH YEAH i went to tutoring
along wiht.. uhh.. annie, jenicka, stephanie, and tiffany, and.. cindy ?
yeah it was .. cool ?
annie was playing weird sex songs.. i guess.
LOL
then in 5th period,
dammit it sucked
ken ditched me to mate with justin -____-
[[he's just in it for the... physical stuff...]]
then we got our tests back
dammit i got a fail
BUT! i told ms trifa to mark one of them right
or something liek that
and i got a d :]
well idk why i put a :] for that -________-
6th period.. service...
AND THAT WAS MY DAY
sorry it seemed like i didn't write it..
cuz i didn't.
SO BUH BYE
oh yeah tommorrow
i'LL hAv3 T0 tYpE LiK3 DiS!
oR 3LS3 i HaV3 T0 ChaNG3 maH sONg T0 BAckStR33T bOiiZ oR nSyNC!
awesome dawg :]

Friday, March 28, 2008

Hated Week

Today is a Friday, I hate this week. It has been horrible. And it has been even more horrible-er today. And to some people sometimes you just want to say Fuck off.
And too, the day began regularly, Starting wth p.e, free play, yeah it was 7 MISSISIPIES, while blocking joseph, he fucking takes me as a hostage, LOL so funny, and he accidentally punches me D: And yeah. Free play days are fun.
Onto 2nd period. fucking jonathan has to shout out, "KEVIN WHY DID YOU STEAL TISSUES" so while taking roll, he was like" kevin you owe me an apology letter with your parent's signature thanks" and yeah bitch, and yeah.
nutriton, fine
3rd. too much work, fine. Oscar seemed down, not like him. LOL.
4th, yeah, so noisy, it was so funny though, we were like "I HAVE A DREAM,THAT ESKIMOS, JEWS CAN LIVE IN PEACE, and then, You know, I was like HAHA JESSICA YOUR NAILS ARE PINK, then she was like, ( haha your nails are black)
lunch, yeah its cool i guess, visited those 7th graders, lost some paper, repaid paper and there.

5th period, awful, ughhh. 36% on placement test *cry cry* I WANNA GET TO ALGEBRA 2, NOT GEOMETRY AGAIN, I HATE GEOMETRY. D:
6th, i wen tot he counseling room for a bit, but then wentback to ms.sanchez' room,lalal im done for now.

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Geometry

Well, isnt this another day of bloggingg, farrk. geometry, so difficult. I also found the magical solution to free my damn finger, Which I did today, I cut the nail in which blood looked like was about to leak. and i cut that part, out and the blood starting pouring out from that nail cut, And wow, my finger swelled DOWN, like crazy. Felt so much better. There still water oozing out, but it feels much better. It was like so huge, and now its much better. It was sort of like a blood clot i guess, im surprised the blood didnt dry. Feels better (:

Well you understand finger pain now. Well now, first period was so damn fun we went to play Free Play, I told vincent to get a basketball by mistake, but he exchanged it for a football, after like what seemed to be a lecture from mr.gonzalez, we finally got to Thucking play. and yeah, and then some mexicanos joined, and it became a big full fun game, hell yeah, whiel the 5k people were getting lectured. and we had a nice game and all, yeah, Pretty cool i guess.And onto 2nd, be quiet. I jacked Kleenex tissue paper, more to go.
Nutrition was omg, I got caught with them,and blah blah.. I had to say Sonnen gave them tome.
3rd period I got caught, sigh sgih, What a gay day, 2 detentions, sigh sigh and more sighs. Geez.
4th period. Ah, read about some gypsies.
lunch, lunch is lunch, eat.
5th period, geometry. funny smoke smell.

Good bye.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

itsss, wednesday, I had no fucking idea we had so many tests today, And they were all secretly planned, well i knew 2. but the 3rd, BLASPHEMY. Pure blasphemy. Oh well, I started the day, trying to get in the damn school's restuarant, My hair came out all wrong, and i wanted to readjusted, i was so sleepy this morning, I forgot to brush my teeth (ssshh), I was sleepy while in the shower, I forgot everything, I counter bad breath, by eating gum, and it cancels it out, ORBIT, BRUSHED FEELING. So, we ran today, for first, and its 20 minutes, and i cant believe i ran 6. I was so abnormally getting cramps, and tiring out. I could do better, but i wonder why i couldnt. At least the scale is dropping now. The laps required to get an A is slowly decreasing. There ya have it. Renee has the funniest laugh ever.
soo, 2nd period we had this emo looking sub. And test 1 : of the day. History assessment, Sonnen barely teaches shit. Test became hard. And while jonathan was talking Its like all calm, I throw a stud at him, and i believe it hit a pimple, and it disturbed the balance.
And nowww, during homeroom, I wanted to be like the Blue Man Group, hitting on trashcans, making funny noises, Smoking weed, actually cut that last part, we were looking in trinh's backpack, and we stole some extra paper, which we planned to rip some paper, and i didnt know, and i tried ripping,a nd it just came out.. LOL.
LOL
well during nutrition, I went down to eat, period.. Ken was telling racist jokes, like "What could batman do that a black guy cant" "Go into a store w/o robin. LOL.
3rd period, periodic assessment creap. I sat near the computer, all alone D: and then we started throwing pencils and erasers at each other..
4th preiod, well ms.chan was talking about some epic thing, and shes' like whats epic, and like turns out, its stuff like Lord of the rings, uhh, Star wars, basically stuff thats over time. LOL, and yeah we learn about anne frank, and Otto Frank, lives to 1980, So good.. He's lived pretty long.
and yeah, Lunch went to eat, and chillax. as they say, and carlos kept ripping my stud off. Bastard, and i found out my weakness is my ears, Im ticklish *giggle* no. Im manlyy.
5th peirod was another damn test, Fudge, I looked at eric's paper hehe, and yeah so many tests.sheesh..


well yeahs thats about it for today. My finger is swollen as fuck.




Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Lawl

Well, i didnt post yesterday, I pulled a Kevin Dang got lazy and didnt post, Oh WAIT I AM KEVIN DANG. Right. Well, horrible morning, While coming to morning, I was coming out of my dad's car and as i close the door, i slammed my finger on the door, I felt nothing, just it being caught. And my dad was about to drive away, almost, But I opened the door and manage to free my pointing finger. well.. Thats what i thought. Until minutes walking later, it turned red ---> purple then to blue, but now it looks black. Darn :o
Anyways cooking on to 1st period, we, well I , retook the archery test, i was pretty sure i passed this time. No. IM ABSOLUTELY SURE I PASSED. I studied. I could recite it in this blog if i even cared or tried to. Which I wont because im using my damn middle finger to type (Ironic much ?) And it hurts everytime i accidentally hit on my index finger. Right on, And since i was the very first to finish the retake, man she made us right on the rocks on the wall.. and we played that kiddy elementary game Prisoner, which turned out to be pretty damn fun. Incase you didnt know, You just call out names while throwing the ball, and if you catch it your safe, if not the name called is out. Self explantory game..
While i was in the restroom taking a shit, Man, After i was done, I took a nice piss, Which was so loud, and they thought i had diarreah, because the peeing was so noisy -.- So reversed, LOL

And onto to 2nd period, Gr, We pick partners. And like always jonathan ditches me. Lol, What a fag. and like always working Could you imagine imagine Armando rolled up as weed,He'd look funny. :o

And cheese man, nutrition was the word is awkward. I heard we're gettting a geometry test, NOOOOOOOOO. While going to 3rd, I was looking through cindy's backpack for a pencil, and i got cindy's pencil,which was long's, which was expensive, (For a pencil ?? ) Something about it being 6 dollars..
3rd period, woo ? I think not, I lost Long's pencil in this class, and yenovkian was basically going insane from the talking. Which our group contributed O; and then i lost Long's Pencil.. Or so i assumed..
Since it's a early dismissal day, we have 5th today, aw shucks, And we continued reading, and anne frank gets caught, and mr.frank is the only survivor. and he lives till 1980, wow, Really amazing.
5th period,Thy trifa checks hw. Test tomorrow. All happiness is gone.
During, Lunch well, Cindy did the jackal thing to do and slept through dinner, in which equals starvation. So she ate those bread with hot dawgs. And i get stuck with the milk and the fruit. Which im fine with actually. cool right.

and 6th period. Ms.Baginsky was the sub, I have a choice of going on a field trip, to the skirball or w/e but yeah. ITs full of 6th graders so thats pretty weird. Im not sure...




This vid is hialrious.



Sunday, March 23, 2008

request from DJ Kevin D

can you change my song to:
Island In The Sun
BY Weezer
YES? cooool :] thankkk youuu muchos gracias salamat po.
CHILD BIRTH IS THE DESTROYER OF VAGINAS!

A Farewell

and there you have it, the spring break of 2008 is over. Boy, It was great. It felt good feeling relaxed again. The sad part is everyone else has it later. Oh darn the irony. Theres a catch to everything. Now school tomorrow.

Lets pray for the better, I was in gamer mode this week, I was with my headshots. :) And i was on a killing spree. I think their right, people that FPS are crazy.

Wait for a post tomorrow.

In other news, I failed to live up to my blogger expectation and somehow corrina beat me in posts, Congratulations, and I DESPISE YOU NOW.

Good day. (:

Thursday, March 20, 2008

dear kevin,

i changed my blogger url.
but don't worry, i did not undo the trend that bonds you me & jenicka
actually, i made the bond bigger :]
just know that every now & then,
i'll go back & forth.
so i'll like switch my blogger url back next week, then i guess switch it back againnnn
get me ?
yeahh :D but uhhh i forgot waht i was gonna say...
btu anyways OH YEAH I REMEMBER
uhh i'm doing this just to confuseee readers out there :]
so they can't GET IN MAH BUSSSSSINESS.
lol that was lame.
but yeah you're linked to my blogs, so you'll be able to read them no matter what...
and i'll update jenicka on when i change my url & such
so yeah :]
aww now you have one more post than me :PP
i guess i'll just have to post NAOTHER
wait no not now..
imma post later anyways.
CONSIDER YOURSELF LUKCY >:]
okay bye :D

MUAHAHHA KEVIN YOU GOT SERVED

i am now officially celebrating that i caught up with kevin on blogging! :DD
actually, i'm ahead of him :]
but he'll catch up since sometimes i forgot to blog on weekdays.
but YOU GOTTA GET IN THE BLOGGING SPIRIT AGAIN!
even though i blogged 6 times in like two days.
i guess HE would consider that cheating, but ME,
i just consider it an expression of feelings :]]]
even though they're all like... negative blogs.
LOL but still i caught up :]
but i'm helping you out right now by giving you a FREE post :D
but next time it will cost you >:[
anyways uh... don't get too freeked out by my blogs.
i was in an icky mood :P
well i still am... but imma take a shower :]
so it's alll gooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.
[[not]]
BYE KEVIN! :DD
-corrina.lynn.calanoc

Friday, March 14, 2008

Got the Life

Today, was THE LAST DAY. TEH LASSST DAY. before springbreak..aw crap cmon. Not even the summer. yet. That really stinks. 1st perild, we had the faggiest sub ever. that kept bitching. Gets annoying. And well, I kept throwing papers at trinh, in which, ME AND FERNANDO JOINED FORCES, and threw papers at her but i kept a straight face. So she accused fernando and attacked him not me. HAHA WHAT A BITCH. DESERVED IT.AHAHA. And yup. In homeroom, me and ken, ate rice, i ate a little rice. :p and i ate some sausage. ssh. no one knows. well they know now. but AH FUCK IT.
so nutirtion, went to eat annie got me sick with her fork. Thy end.
3rd period, that little midget comes to visit our class. and mr.yenovkian was yelling. OH geez how gay. And we ate armandos cakes :D:D
4th period.. no.. not that fun. we read teh diary of anne frank - continued..
lunch, EATING TIME. for a bit.
5th epriod, trifa said we got the best of all classes. I was bugging eric by hitting him with a book during the pratice test, he took out some mirror and reflected it towards me and i had no idea. Smart guy. I'LL BISECT YOUR ANGLE !

tehre. i'll blog better next week or so. -_-

Thursday, March 13, 2008

To Blog Or Not To

I been lazy to blog. Very Lazy. too lazy i might ask. Its been nice either way. I wont quit. but im lazy. Woot.
today was a simple day, archery test for P.e *in which i failed* because, I memorized most of it in a day. which was today in the cafeteria. Where Corrina kept showing, peanut butter and coke. Lawl. its crazy hat and glasses day ! jonathan has these funny black glasses that conceal your eyes, and you cant tell if your asleep ! looks like M.Shadows from a7x. the band. So, we had the archery test, and my eye kept irritating me. Everyone finished the test. And i noticed Tiffany didnt either. WOOHOO, made me feel better that im like not the last one left.
Anyways on to 2nd period, Damn that sonnen moved us, so i had to sit next to that fag diana. and they put a rubber glove in sherrys face. and we asked trinh if she watched porn, she remained silent.. hehe. And yeah..
NUTRITION, em and terima went to eat, and trying to look for midgets, (the school apple juice aint bad), and long has his funnny hat. You know. Home made, that looks like a duck. LOL.
3RD PERIOD, we all got summoned, and i thought it was the 3.5 and above thing. But it isnt. we were marked absent for some reason, and to which mr.sonnen refused to sign the slip.And so, we passed by Green ninja's classroom waved. and blocked ken because he has black pants. And viola, we wasted alot of time..
4th period, ah ms.chan forget it. IT WAS BORINGGG.

lunch, ken wore that volcom jacket, which made him look like a fruit. OKAY, SO we ATE FRUITY . and munched on tiff's pizza. and well yes... thats about it. right ?

5th period we got this sub that loked like ms.trifa and ken was like "WHOA MS.TRIFA WHEN DID YOU GET SO UGLY"
and BK, yeaaah, boring too. they offering me.. icee.

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

The Unforgotten Post

Why have i not been posting , because im lazy. Today was a kewl day, formal dress day, except i was too lazy to find another, and most of its probably lost somewhere in space. But yeah, fun day, I came to school to early, So i just went down to the cafeteria in what now society we call "Chillax" , and so forth, and yeah. ANYWAYS, ONTO 1st peirod, oh yeah, it was a short period, so did vaulting, which was so damn short. 2nd period, we had a guest talker, talking about his school, >_> expecting us to join his army at his school, I ALREADY APPLIED TO LINCOLN SORRY MAN. But it seemed good, Trip to hawaii, wow. Amazing. LOL. Or possibly Hawaii *SUPER MARKET* and, so we stuck like 100 + pieces of tape on trinhs head slash hair. And she got hella annoyed.
so, nturition, went to eat downstairs, And so forth. 3rd period, was nuts, we watched some wacky video. and arranged stuff. You'd think im bored of this. well i am.
4th period, sucked too.. the test thingy. Psst the main thing is survival.
lunch, yeah yeah we ate, OH YEAH IT WAS FUNNY, TERIMA JACKED KATTY'S SODA, but i was her birthday, and it was vincent lam's idea. then vincent n, lam, terima carlos and ken all drankk it all and gave the remains back.

and so forth,5th period, yeah we learned.

bad psost,i m lazy

Friday, March 7, 2008

Downtuned

So, i've been having some weird dreams. I cant quite put my finger on it, but I cant really remember much of anything, Its like those weird ass dreams. That make no sense. And just hope the bad parts dont come true. I've been more aggrevated with life than i began 8th grade. I would say it sucks. I dont like this year. I may be trying to make it the best. Because, its the senior year of the school, but i always feel as if something is missing from me. Some hole deep down. I cant put my finger on this one either. It might be just me, but as you grow older, Life just makes less and more less sense. No, I cannot put my finger on this one. Why live ? To live is to die. Why not Die now. I have an itch to know how it is when you die.
Thus anyways, I come to school, sleep deprived, And eat some Splenda sugar packs. Wakes me up a bit. Too sugary.
and today is a running day, In order to fight back against ken and carlos, i drink water and spit it all out at Ken and Carlos, But i missed, and hit myself.. and so it looked like i peed my pants. or shorts. and, oh yeah, we ran, but vincent was tired and looked pissy, so i had to keep waiting for him, and he sort of held me back, and so the gate closed right when i could have made 7, because he held me back. Ah, so i ended up with 6. But i got those Otter pops anyways, :D Ms.molina is a fucking cool teacherr. Coming down from pe, Tiffany gave me an orange. Which, funnily she owed me for a while. I ate all my fruits. and we were late to class, but i ran becase i dont want to pick up trash. :p And i got A E E for p.e YEAAH
And while in 2nd period, Mr.Sonnen called me a masterbater, well it was yesterday, Today we were making fun of random asian people that most likely wont get a girl, *cough john tang* And we were so recording, and we demonstrated asians do not have arm hair, and how to prove our hypothesis ? "Rub your arm and if it squeaks" You have no hair. Sadly, mines did. And kens legs are so SHAVED. LOL. And i shoved a FRIGGING meter stick up ken's ass. Ah good times.. and freaking, I got a C E E for my grade. wtf.. i deserve B. but ken got C U S some how..
So, homeroom,. its alright i guess.
nutrition its alright..
3rd period, well, i got A E E, and os forth. :D And just FREAKING WORK NOOOOOOOOOOO.
4TH PERIOD, was alright, we were reading diary of anne frank, theres a part in the story where Peter goes "i'll take it off" LOLOL, and bedroom scene, but it wasnt graphic. you kids. :P Me and ken make it sound fnny, only way to keep ourselves from dying of boredom..

Note to self- Jew Journal due on Thursday, remind me someone,
And so, lunch, yeah, some nice girl gave us MANGOS :D and garlic bread, gosh being veggie tarian with tiffany is pretty gosh darn fun. LOL
and so, yes, We visited some 7th graders.. guess their taking their Sexual education a bit too immature, they stuck a picture ofa female organ, on theirs. LOL.
now yes, 5th period, was. WORK TIME. Ah yes, justin and his wonderful stories. about, Steven and Lyna, LOL. And we were reading this paper that said, STEP 1 ) GET A TISSUE BOX WITH TISSUES, oh yeah like theres something else in there.. ON A BAG OF PEANUTS, CONTAINS NUTS, but no peas ?? :OO
That ends my day, My days eeem to get a bit boringer, But i must find the strength within, to MAKE MY BLOGS SO FUCKING COOL.
I will find it.

Thursday, March 6, 2008

Tummy Undone

Nice day today, I must recap yesterday's event, which i didnt post, iwas lazy. and well, yeah we had the panorama picture who took fucking long as hell.
Anyways, today i came to school,AND BOMBED IN THE CAFETERIA WITH A FILIPINO, MEXINESE,

and yup.
1st period, gymnastics, so we went upstairs, and we did gymanstics, i faced my fear and did the parallel bars. and tested, i got 4 A's and one b for testing. :D
2nd period. oh yeah, hilarious period. I was like when ken gets married i shall be his right hand man, mr.sonnen was like, Oh yeah you sure use your right hand (referring to masterbating) man this guy is hialrious, and he told us yesterday about how the repubs. hired prosittutes for the democratic convention, ah yes it was a funny period, I sang the opening for Led Zeppelin's Immigrant Song. and mr.sonnen's like I ALWAYS LOVED THAT SONG.
Homeroom, yay, free dress tomorrow..
Nui
3rd, oh yeah we worked a fucking lot.
4th, oh well, we were just doing the plays for the diaryof anne frank..
5th period, our sub literally seemed gay. he was videoing us. i shoved crutches up justin's ass. The end..

IM SO LAZY, I CANT DO IT ANYMORE, OKAY PROMISE FOREALLY TOMORROW GOOD POST. LMAO

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

even though you didnt wanna blog, i'm still gonna post for you.

soooo this is kevin dang bringing the awesome.
LOL uhhh today i came to school
& went in the cafeteria where the mexicanese, the filipino, & the mexican were.
then me & jenicka made a racist comment about karen :]
and SOMEHOW she popped out of no where and heard us and said FUCK YOU!
we were sayin we should ship her back to africa :]
then going up the stairs, there were... DOUBLE A'S EVERYWHERE!
hahahah [[_frican _mericans]]
im sorry that was rude.
so in 1st period, oh shit even on this blog i forgot we don't have 1st.
in sonnnen, uhh we did work ?
i guess.
then in yenofkin, we did more work :P
hr, i called trinh a sasquach.
in nutrition, i made at least ONE racist remark :D
we had testing after that, so we went down to greninger's class
& we went in the auditorium and watched a thing about "preparing for highschool"
& i did things cuz it was dark ;]
wait no.. they didnt turn hte lights off.
well i was sitting somehwere & yeah.
after that was 4th period,
& in ms. chan's
we.. did stuff... yeah... and we read.. i guess. LOL
then after that was lunch! hooray!
i.. ate THEN i stole that one mexicanese's hat
and wore it & it made my eye's look smaller
i acheived the impossible! :D
and then i wore it and walked away, but clearly didn't notice i was wearing it inside out. LOL
after that was the continuation of our self - placement test D:
OH THE HORROR!
i got some answers from justin :]
i think ?
and then after that was the END OF THE DAY :]
END OF STORY.
[[kevin you were supposed to make your blogs better, and you didnt even blog today -___- so uncommitted.]]

Monday, March 3, 2008

Roller Coaster

COME AS YOU AREEE, AS YOU WEREEE, ahh nirvana is such a good band. anyways, today was afairly nice day i believe. so today was our gay placement test. but i shall get to that later. So, when ken brought donuts today, I, took one, and threw the rest away, The glazed donuts are the most freaking oiliest ones of them all. And so i took a bite and threw them away. LMAO so wasteful i know. onto gymnastics, we do the usual, really.
2nd period, was weird, we lost some tables, and we just did assignments, while i was trying to do the Rap version with snapping fingers of the song "America the Beautiful" which failed sadly.
nutrition, iwas squeezing that balloon in jonathans shirt, FUNNY. LOL.
3rd, note taking
4th, was pretty fcking fun, me and ken helped deliver boxes, WE TOOK THE ELEVATOR WAY. and we wasted the entire period, after taking a piss. Ken had to rush, all you hear was drip drip in the stalls. I also learned how to use an elevator, LMAO BECAUSE I COULDNT FIND THE BUTTONS.

Lunch.. Since ken found Mr.Greninger's broom i followed ken to get our reward, 2 woowipops. and yeah so lunch, yup. And since me annie and cindy went to the student store, I GOT DRUNK OFF APPLE JUICE.

5th period, testing.. ahh, so boring..
6th period, wewere watching harry potter and the sorcerer's stone..


Yeahh you know, haha, I will make my blogs better,just like corrina will, unless shes lying.